Category : Personal CareWank Wax - Wax That You Use To MasturbatePrice: USD8.99 What? How many of you knew that you can masturbate using wax? Where was this information when I was 14. Back then I was experimenting with everything I could find in the medicine cabinet. Believe me, if I had known you could use wax, I would have coated my rod so many times you could have stuck a wick in the pee hole and lit it like a candle. Instead, I find this out in middle age. What a waste. I just don't have the energy any longer. Besides, I've since found out about lube and once you try lube, there just isn't any need to experiment further. Lube is awesome. Maybe this wax is supposed to be for people with an automotive/garage fetish? Do those people exist? Would they try wax first? I would think that they would use axle grease or something else. Oh well, this is Wank Wax. The package resembles turtle wax, but more wankish. 3.3 Oz.Other products from ShopInPrivate.com - PriveCo Inc. |
