Category : Personal CareKick that Ass without Lifting a Single FootPrice: USD39.99 The Boot Paddle is the perfect paddle for when you want to kick someone's ass, but you can't be bothered to even lift your foot off the floor. The Boot Paddle is a large paddle that leaves the imprint of a shoe on your lover's ass, without all that tiresome leg lifting. The Boot Paddle can also be used if you were to commit a crime. How, you ask? Just hear us out. Let's say you need to sneak somewhere in the dirt or snow. The police are going to find the footprints and use them as evidence. Instead of wearing your own shoes, strap on two Boot Paddles to the bottoms of your shoes—and your tracks are completely obscured. How's that for obstruction of justice? The Boot Paddle is heavy duty. The tread is just like that of a real boot, all attached to a solid wooden paddle and handle. This is one hell of a spanker.Other products from ShopInPrivate.com - PriveCo Inc. |
